All right, so I got you to come to this article because of the controversial topic. What now? Well if you are a feminist, or some puffball of a "man" who believes that your only duty is to fulfill a woman's every need, this is whereyou stop reading. The rest of you should read this with a sprinkle of parmesan. .
First off, I love women, and women are very important people. I consider my mama a saint ( Madonna , she makes the best cannoli ), but women live in a man's world and if you ask me, that isn't necessarily a bad thing. You can call me old-fashioned, sexist, or macho; I don't care because I am all those things.
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So what? I have to be this way because in my world, women have a very particular role. Actually, wives have a very particular role. My rules don't apply to single women. If a woman decides not to get married, then she can do whatever she wants, but the minute she says "I do," she has to follow the Old Testament.But since 99.9% of you don't live in my world, these rules won't necessarilyapply in full. So instead of trying to relate every freaking lesson back to yourown sorry life, try to understand the message of what I am saying. Capisce ?
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Behind every great man...You've heard the expression a thousand times, and I'm the first to agree with it. Every man reaches greater heights when he has the right woman by his side. Sure, you can do a lot on your own, but a good support system takes you that much further. And that support comes first and foremost from your home life. I married my wife not because she was a looker or amazing in bed (she used to be both), but because I knew she was willing to sacrifice her own advancement in life for mine.
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It doesn't mean she has to be a babbo that stays home and gets fat while memorizing soap opera dialogue, it just means she understands that she is there to be my brick wall -- to hold me up. She should have her own personality. If her personality is supportive and positive too, it will only enforce your own character. This doesn't mean she can't be an independent woman, I admire independent women, but an independent woman should also help you feel more like a man, not less than one.
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You might be asking, "Mr.Mafioso, why are you giving me this dating advice when you should be giving me tips on power and money?" The answer is simple. Every man who seeks power and fortune increases his chances of getting those things by having a great woman by his side. If you want to be rich and powerful, you have to understand that a great woman is just as important as an MBA. It's an important business lesson some men never learn.
Do you know a great woman?
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Define a great woman
So what makes a great woman? For starters, a great woman doesn't have to be Mother Teresa. I said a great woman, not a saintly woman. A great woman is someone who loves you, supports you, cooks, cleans, loves to have children, and is willing to put up with your character flaws. She is intelligent, savvy,warm-hearted, and completely unselfish. She should empower you and make you stronger. Looks are a bonus. You find a woman like this, get on your knees and propose.
Be wary of women who only care about themselves, constantly voice their opinions, or put you down. You have enough enemies in your life, you don't need one at home. You also don't need a competitive woman interested in whoever hasthe fattest paycheck or biggest corner office; you have enough of these people in your professional life. Women who are vultures do nothing but destroy you as a man. Una brutta willdrain your bank account and try to make you feel like a man with no testicoli .
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Why would you ever be attracted to a materialistic, shallow, waste of space likethat (except as a mistress)? Sure, in "Our Thing," every boss, capo , or button has a side mistress or even aside girlfriend, but without a good wife, you are always a weaker man. A man might stray from time to time, but only cafones don't realize that the love of agreat woman beats out the sexual prowess of some stripper. A great woman knows that her man will always return home.
One last point: Remember that you don't find a great woman at every streetcorner. It takes a bit of luck. If you don't find a great one, whoever you find should at least be a "good" wife. So what's a good wife?
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Role of a wife
A mafia wife should, above all else, support her man. She should raise the kidsbecause she will be better at it than her man. She should know how to cook(mafia or not, every woman should know how to cook, it's a disgrace if shecan't). A mafia wife should also know when to keep her mouth shut. She should know better than to spread gossip or reveal things you've said in private. She should also know that you don't appreciate being asked a million questions. If you want to tell her something, you are going to tell her, right? If she gives you headaches, walk away...
She shouldn't try to give you advice on your work life; you have enough consiglieres around you. She must be your most loyal soldier. In La Cosa Nostra, a woman's infidelity is unforgivable (it's a double standard, that's life), because women have different reasons to be unfaithful than men do (our physicalneeds versus their emotional ones). A good mafia wife won't work as a secretary unless her boss is a woman.
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A goodwife won't work as a waitress, or anywhere she has to look pretty because menare around. She'll work in a factory, in a hair salon, in a church, as a teacheror a caterer, etc. So how does this apply to you? Simple, your woman shouldn't be a hassle, she shouldn't try to change you or run your life. She doesn't have to be your bestfriend either, just loyal and faithful to you. You should never doubt her support; if you do, dump her.
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the mamma
A woman who fulfills the roles I just described is more likely to earn the title of mamma . A mamma is very important, and you know how Italian men are with their mammas. A mamma is like a sacred cow. She has earned the respect of herhusband and children because she has fulfilled her duties. That's why, when it'stime for you to choose your wife, you need mamma's blessing (and her recipes forfuture meals). A good mamma will recognize another good mamma, it's like somefreaking club or something.
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Role of a mistress
The mistress has a very important role in the mafia as well. She is a refuge, an escape, and where you go to get "satisfied." When a mobster's wife starts tolook like Mr. Magoo, you can't fulfill your manly desires with her anymore. So, you look for someone who looks the part. That's what the mistress does; shefulfills your sexual needs. Plus, she looks good on your arm when you go out todinner with the boys.
That's it, that's all. She shouldn't be part of your long-term plans. Give her some money, maybe an apartment, and ciao . Oh yeah. She shouldn't bear any children with you, give you any advice, orinterfere with your home life. She is an accessory, and you should alwaysremember that. We'll always be stronger
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So what did you learn here today?
I hope you learned that a man is only stronger with a woman that makes him stronger. When you find a woman you can build asolid foundation around, marry her, create a family, grow tomatoes in yourgarden, etc. One last point about the ladies, and the reader e-mail of the week...
A woman should be there for her man at all times, and sacrifice her career ifshe has to. It's what the majority of men want, but are too afraid to say outloud anymore. Screw what the feminists are saying, a wife that knows herdomestic role will always get a man. Women have been supporting men, cooking for men, and raising men's children forthousands of years. Why should things be any different now because the yearstarts with a 2 instead of a 1?
One last point. If your woman treats you right, you should treat her right too.If she respects you, you should do the same. And no matter how out of line shegets, remember that only a coward would ever hit a woman. Capisce ?
Watch your backs and keep your noses clean. (taken from www.askmen.com)
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